Saturday 18 April 2020

SHOULD I?

Dear Curmudgeon's Agony Aunt,
While this lockdown is proving to be no problem at all for me and my missus I'm getting more and more pissed off at the activities of one of our neighbours. They - the house owner upstairs and the tenant downstairs are seeming to be flouting the lockdown rules with their coming and going (away at nights) and having other people visit.
I'm not 'that guy' who 'dobs' people in but do wonder if I should do something.

- N. Parker


Dear N. Parker. While you say that you aren't "'that guy' who 'dobs' people in" are you sure that you aren't, really? History has shown that in times of national and international crisis there are groups of people who side with the state and use the power of informing to pay back people who they have had previous problems with. Don't be that person unless of course they become a danger to you, the general public AND ESPECIALLY TO ME.


DIDACTIC DICK

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