Wednesday, 10 February 2021

P.J. GUY

 



Dear The Curmudgeon's Agony Aunt

A few years ago I started to wear pyjamas in bed. My current pyjamas consist of a trendy top and shorts. These are nice and comfortable but I find sometimes that when I get up I forget that I'm wearing them and don't change into day clothes. This morning I was halfway to the shops before I noticed. What's that about?

- P.J. Guy

Dear P.J. 

Jung described your behavior as the manifestation of metaphysical essentialism deriving from the collective unconscious. Broadly this means that deep down you are yearning for simplicity in your life and wish that complications like change of clothing and daily routines didn't exist - (change your underwear frequently though). Perhaps just wearing a simple overall or boiler suit might be the solution. A while ago, one of my contributors invented the 'boiler suit wardrobe' which could give you some ideas. See: HERE

Either that or you are just getting a bit doolally with age. I suggest that you get your wife to sew your name and address into those pyjamas - just in case.

- The Curmudgeon's Agony Aunt.


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3 comments:

  1. Richard (of RBB)10 February 2021 at 09:53

    Quiet up north.

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  2. Richard (of RBB)10 February 2021 at 12:03

    I sense a bit of repetition in your posting, enabling you to link to past efforts.

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  3. THE CURMUDGEON10 February 2021 at 12:07

    Well, it is a rainy day and I respect the classics.

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