I write posts on my Facebook account and don't get any likes. Why does no-one like me?
- RP
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Dear RP (did you forget the 'I').
I did a Google search on you and discovered that you have a blog that goes by the title RP. You also have other blogs that seem to be unused. Quite frankly, going by the quality, the frequency, the comprehensibility, the relevance, the readability, the interest factor, the images quality, the overt religious theming, the cockamamy social and political posturing and of course the longevity and durability of these blogs it's no wonder that when it comes to your Facebook entries you don't get many 'Likes'.
May I suggest that you join a Friendless society.
I've attached a link to an audio clip that may be of assistance.
FRIENDLESS SOCIETY
- THE CURMUDGEON'S AGONY AUNT
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This is not a very positive post. To get likes on facebook, all you need is lots of friends. You just look for people you've met before and they befriend you without too much trouble.
ReplyDeleteHey Rob, I befriended you on facebook and suggested some people - most of whom will befriend you. They'll recognise the Prowse name.
ReplyDeleteI think I outdid Agony Aunt of this one!
Dear Robert.
ReplyDeleteOver to you whether you use your democratic right to be a raving Christian nutter but I'd advise you to not eat the bread in that restaurant unless you've been to confession first and are in a 'state of grace'.
Keep this one to yourself Rob.
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