I write posts on my Facebook account and don't get any likes. Why does no-one like me?
Dear RP (did you forget the 'I').
I did a Google search on you and discovered that you have a blog that goes by the title RP. You also have other blogs that seem to be unused. Quite frankly, going by the quality, the frequency, the comprehensibility, the relevance, the readability, the interest factor, the images quality, the overt religious theming, the cockamamy social and political posturing and of course the longevity and durability of these blogs it's no wonder that when it comes to your Facebook entries you don't get many 'Likes'.
May I suggest that you join a Friendless society.
I've attached a link to an audio clip that may be of assistance.
- THE CURMUDGEON'S AGONY AUNT