Sunday 21 January 2018

THE FRIENDLESS SOCIETY

Dear Curmudgeon's Agony Aunt

I write posts on my Facebook account and don't get any likes. Why does no-one like me?

 - RP

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Dear RP (did you forget the 'I').

I did a Google search on you and discovered that you have a blog that goes by the title RP. You also have other blogs that seem to be unused. Quite frankly, going by the quality, the frequency, the comprehensibility, the relevance, the readability, the interest factor, the images quality, the overt religious theming, the cockamamy social and political posturing and of course the longevity and durability of these blogs it's no wonder that when it comes to your Facebook entries you don't get many 'Likes'.

May I suggest that you join a Friendless society.
I've attached a link to an audio clip that may be of assistance.

FRIENDLESS SOCIETY


- THE CURMUDGEON'S AGONY AUNT


6 comments:

  1. This is not a very positive post. To get likes on facebook, all you need is lots of friends. You just look for people you've met before and they befriend you without too much trouble.

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  2. Hey Rob, I befriended you on facebook and suggested some people - most of whom will befriend you. They'll recognise the Prowse name.
    I think I outdid Agony Aunt of this one!

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  3. Dear Agony Aunt... Today I went to a restaurant and there were candles burning next to a statue of the Virgin Mary. Should I report this to the people that abort babies?

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  4. Dear Robert.
    Over to you whether you use your democratic right to be a raving Christian nutter but I'd advise you to not eat the bread in that restaurant unless you've been to confession first and are in a 'state of grace'.

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